GOLFER AND THE DENTIST

GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist,
"Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.
I have two buddies sitting out in my car
waiting for us to go play golf,
so forget about the anesthetic
and just pull the tooth and be done with it.
We have a 10:00 AM
tee time at the best golf course in town
and it's 9:30 already."

"I don't have time to wait for the
anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself,
"My goodness, this is surely a very
brave man asking to have his tooth
pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asked him,
"Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth, Honey, and show him."